February 2012
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no no no nooo
scarletglasses:
It’s Monday. IT’S MONDAY.
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“ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s”
– white people and white people only (via irenigg)
no food in the house
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Watchthesexyhippo:
kellyteigan:
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
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For me meeting someone new is like...
them: "So what do you do for fun?"
and I'm sitting there with a poker face wondering to myself: "How much of my geek is it okay to show to this person? Would they be able to handle the truth of how much a fangirl I am? Will they understand how emotionally involved I get with fictional characters? Are they undercover fangirls too? Do they even know what fanfiction is? Do they understand tumblr? What do I know about them to know if they'd even begin to understand? Am I going to have to explain what lemons are..."
and what actually comes out?: "I read a lot..."
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every time i fall in love with a ship
me: oh my god they're so perfect i love them they should have babies and be together forever
the show: oh what? you like them? time to break them up and put them with someone completely different and wrong. CRY BITCH CRY.
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chrisandcriss:
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daisyfairy:
it’s all very well having gays on glee but where is the kid that sits in their bedroom laughing at their computer and finds stray doritos in their hair
tell me where am i represented
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me on the valentine's day
irrelevant person: do you know what is today goshhhh!111 omggg
me: yep
irrelevant person: valentinezzzz dayz yayz
me: nope
irrelevant person: whut
me: dair day bitch
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iwastaughtodream:
Me when Channing Tatum’s bare ass was on the big screen:
wowfunniestposts:
what is motivation
where can i download it
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br0mosapien:
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING
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yeziluvable:
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911: Yes, what's your emergency again?
Me: I've been hit by, I've been struck by, a smooth criminal.
Nicki Minaj style rap #1
gregorgy:
YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME.
GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME.
THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME.
I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM.
YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME.
DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.
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Katniss: Peeta, could you please stop it with the bread jo-
Peeta: I BREAD YOUR PARDON
*future child discovers tumblr*
Child: *Scrolling*
Me: Is that...is that a tumblr?
Child: It's nothing, don't worry.
Me: Tell me.
Child: ok, I promise i'll delete it-
Me: Why would you delete it? I'M SO PROUD OF YOU FOR FINDING OUT ABOUT IT OMG WHAT IS YOUR TUMBLR ABOUT IS IT HIPSER OR PHOTOGRAPHY? OMG ARE YOU PART OF A FANDOM? OMG DO YOU READ FANFICS AND SHIP PEOPLE OMG WHO DO YOU SHIP I WILL JOIN IN I LOVE IT OMG HONEY ARE YOU TUMBLR FAMOUS MUMMY WILL BE SO PROUD IF YOU'RE TUMBLR FAMOUS OMG DO YOU MAKE GIFS OR EDITS OMG LET ME SHOW YOU MY OLD BLOG THEN WE CAN COMPARE OH I'M SO PROUD
Child:
Me:
Child:
Me:
Child:
Me: I mean .. oh tumblr sounds interesting